LOL, No it’s ‘Whale.’ But it has nothing to do with a literal whale or anything related to a whale at all.
WELP
The way he tells Prince Charming “you’re not *my* prince”, with such venom, tells me he’s from another kingdom, possibly one that’s not on good terms with Charming’s…
Most of the characters’ occupations have been clues as well, such as Archie being a psychiatrist, Regina being the Mayor, Mr. Gold as the pawn shop owner…
I’d say he was a healer but that SOUNDS TOO EASY UGH
I’m going to be so mad when it’s revealed because I feel like it’s staring me in the face now

“You toy with words. Like you do people. You’re still a man who makes the wrong choices…I thought you’d changed.”

“What? In the hour you’ve known me?

don’t mind me

That was just the sound of my heart breaking into a million pieces of shattered glass

It is. I’m surprised you haven’t guessed anything yet, but I literally had no idea until the episode where it’s revealed.
Curiouser and curiouser…
Suddenly wondering, Is it Dr. Whale or Dr. Wail? Because the only “whale” I can think of is from Pinocchio but I didn’t think that’d be relevant
but if it’s “Wail” WELL THEN THAT SOUNDS OMINOUS

“Maybe I don’t need answers maybe I just need to punch you in the face.”

Emma is my spirit animal

hey look it’s the manly single tear drop of THIS WILL NOT END WELL

“But if we hadn’t sent you away, you would have been cursed.”

“But we would have been together.”

ow my feelings

“Probably talked about things we shouldn’t have talked about. One night stands and the like…”

“One night stands?!”

“Whale.”

“WHALE?!”

Charming how about N O ok?

Get the hell of your high horse Mr. David “Couldn’t tell what the right thing to do was if it bit him on his ass” Nolan

And Snow just shuts him down because yes GOOD

“Don’t push it Snow.”

“I won’t…”

“You guys ready?”

“Weneedtotalk.”

omG Snow is M E

Just wait til you find out who he is. Just wait.
Is his name a clue because I’ve been trying to figure it out for the longest and I am legitimately concerned now

“You’re …a girl.”

“Woman. My name is Mulan.”

“In your absence she has helped me like no other. We’ve fought many battles together.”

“…With a woman?”

[Muffled Bjork’s “Army of Me” In The Distance]

GURL, YOU GONE LEARN TODAY

Swiggty Swelmet who is under the Helme-

ASDFGHJKL

it’s Amber

from sUCKER pUNCH

HOT DAMN THIS IS MY JAM

Are there any sassy OUAT cap blogs?

because that is a thing I would enjoy

“You’re not my prince.”

Sark pls

we don’t even know who you are in this show

your sass was cute on Alias but here it’s just pretentious

“You’ve spent enough time in these rags.”

RUDE

Those rags look like my “wear around the house clothes”

only, you know, cuter

I love how Snow and Charming just look at each other and nod like

“ready to kick some ass?” “after you, hun”

I also love that I no longer have to pretend to care about David and Mary Margaret because w o w that was tough

FAIRY TALES IN REAL LIFE TIME